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In order to pay for this shitpit of a web site, it appears we'll need to start selling tours. Yes, tours...tours into
the unknown! Tours into the abyss! Tours of beautiful things, and ugly things. Startling! Predictable! Shocking things. Sights
you've never seen...offensive things. Sexy things that go bump in the night. Hang over things you wake up to the next morning,
and wonder what the fug you were thinking. Smelly things. Sexually infected things. Horrific, and ingenious things. You'll
see it all here, on our first and only *GBB* Tour. I'll be your not-so-friendly tour guide, and anyone with complaints can
take their hormonal bitchings to management. No refunds, and no children (they'll scare away the freaks and monkies). So before
we embark on our tour into the unknown, we please ask you follow these guidelines, for your own saftey.
No drinking.
No photography (theft) of any kind.
Do not attempt to pet (or shave) the animals.
No smoking.
And most importantly, no attacking any subjects. You touch one of our creatures...I take you out. You won't even
see it coming, when there's a 600 watt tazor gun gouching you in the eyes. We're serious about the attacking shit.
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