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Here is the *GBB* list of things that are NOT tasteless, tacky and exploitative...
John Lennon Nappy Stacker
John Lennon Diapers
John Lennon Diaper Bag
John Lennon Musical Parade Diaper Stacker
John Lennon Changing Matt
John Lennon Bib
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| for the alcoholic on the go... |
John Lennon Drinking Bottle
John Lennon Spoons
John Lennon Musical Parade Adjustable Reclining Highchair
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| a new way to really suck john lennon |
John Lennon Pacifiers
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| no one knows what this actually does... just buy it |
John Lennon Pacifier Keepers
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| also can be used for vomitting |
John Lennon Food Bowl
John Lennon Diaper Cake
John Lennon Gift Bags
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| to catalogue your precious joy's psychosexual fixations due to bad parenting... |
John Lennon Baby Memory Book
John Lennon Teething Rag
John Lennon Rattle
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| we watch you! |
John Lennon Brainwashing Device
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| Donnie Darko |
John Lennon Pink Bunny
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| Bad Santa |
John Lennon Pink Elephant
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| for the suicidal infant |
John Lennon Comfort Toy
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| a position she'll be increasingly familiar with in her later years |
John Lennon Play Gym
John Lennon Baby Mitts
John Lennon Bath Thermometer
John Lennon Shampoo Shield
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| like a concentration camp you can keep in your very own garage! |
John Lennon Play Yard
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| mom and dad size available also |
John Lennon Vibrating Love Harness
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| these were recalled and now only available on ebay |
John Lennon Mini Dictator Play Chair
And More consumer shit John Lennon would have personally endorsed were he
alive today!
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